Age of Aquarius

Im watching Jerry Springer and the topic of the day is Lesbian Snowball Fight. Classic! These two lesbians, one missing her front teeth, are ripping each others clothes off and throwing snowballs. Loves it! We used to play this game where we would drink every time they 1. swore, 2. showed skin that had to be blurred out, and 3. Got into a fight. If we were playing our Springer-drink-a-thon game I would be wasted right now. I love this show. I love how raw and dirty and uninhibited all the characters are. The things they say to each other, the surprise twists make me say "Oh no she didn't" every time I watch. I am especially impressed by today's episode because Jerry has hired his first transsexual security guard named Mimi. Also today Jerry has hired a hula hoop artist to be doing hula hoop tricks in the background. And I never really noticed before, but Jerry is actually quite the comedian. Well im sad I can't finish watching it because I need to get ready for wine class tonight, but I'll catch it again soon.